Please, please oh please

Verizon: Please, please try to extort money from google for using "your" network;
Google: Please, please, tell verizon where and in what manner they can stick it.
Verizon: Oooh! What you should do then is deny access to google through "your" network. I am willing to bet the $40/mo. that I currently pay for DSL service that none of your customers will notice that they can't access google anymore. They will stick with you through thick and thin, out of gratitude for having built such a nice network for us all to use.
Please, please oh please take away your customers' access to google. I bet we/they will send you thank-you notes, flowers, copies of How to Win Friends and Influence People. Please!
You morons.